Hello Noble Butt Lovers,

Today, we invite you to the wonderful world of butt-sleeping. A world of child-like giddiness, peace, comfort and happiness. A world where we sleep between luscious, soft thighs with our silky smooth yoga pant cover gently caressing our cheeks. A world where we shed the oppressive yoke of the ‘rectangle’ forever.

Whether you’re a long time butt sleeper or new to our world, our newest, biggest, baddest and most comfortable pillow ever is here to blow your mind. Since our initial funding on Kickstarter for our ODB (Original Double Bubble) pillow in 2018, we have been perfecting our butt-craft, listening to what our tens of thousands of butt loving customers want and doing hands on research and THIS is the result…

Our Royal Thighness Buttress Pillow

Introducing Our Royal Thighness (ORT). A 100% premium natural latex foam pillow in the shape of a big and wonderful butt wrapped in our milk silk inner lining and our luxuriously soft and smooth washable yoga-pant outer cover. Featuring perky, athletic cheeks, a small waist to compliment the curvaceous design and softer, thicker thighs that you can literally disappear into. 

Our new breathable, separate, soft and adjustable thigh design is ergonomically suited for all kinds of sleepers, slappers, squeezers and nappers and more comfortable than ever. We call it the ‘sweet spot’ between the thighs and just under the cheeks that gently cradles the head and supports the neck. At 23 x 23 x 14 inches at the top of the cheeks, the ORT is our biggest pillow EVER. 

Side sleeping:

For side sleeping, angle of your head and neck to your shoulders should be at around 90 degrees. If it’s too high, simply move the legs further apart and sink in more deeply between the thighs. If it’s too low, move them closer together to prop your head and better support the neck!

Back sleeping:

Back sleepers generally want a lower pillow. By moving the legs apart, your head has more space to sink in and the pillow actually gets softer and more breathable! The top of your head should rest comfortably in the space between the thighs just under the cheeks in that special place we like to call ‘the sweet spot.’

Face burying:

When face burying / stomach sleeping, move the legs apart just enough to create am opening for breathing through the mouth and the nose. This is much like a massage table but more comfortable! Spontaneous giddiness may occur.

Lounging:

Prop your head up on the cheeks to lay in bed and watch TV or play video games. Wrap soft thighs around your neck like an airplane pillow for neck support and comfort. Use it on the couch as a cuddle pillow, lay on it to support your back and beyond!

7 yoga-pant cover colors to choose from:

Choose from charcoal, nude, black, aqua, red, green and out limited edition ORT-only camo! Yoga pant covers are made by the same manufacturers that make Lululemon leggings and are silky smooth, durable, soft and of the highest quality

Stress Relieving

Slap it, squeeze it, look at it, ponder and bury your face. Our pillow is not only super comfy and versatile, it has 69% of the stress relieving magic of a great, soft and beautiful booty. Come home after a long day and dive face first into your Royal Thighness. Wake up to between soft, silky smooth slopes ready to start your day!

Environmentally friendly, biodegradable and all natural

Our pillows are made from 100% natural latex foam sourced from tree sap. Unlike manmade material like memory foam, ours is hypoallergenic, keeps cool, enviro-friendly and biodegradable!

The ORT is great for:

• Long distance relationships
• Military deployment
• Wedding / bachelor’s party gifts
• White elephant gifts
• Recovery
• Prison
• Anyone who likes super comfy pillows
• Anyone who likes REALLY nice butts

What we stand for

The Buttress Pillow isn’t JUST a great pillow with the peace and happiness of an amazing butt, it is part of a much grand philosophy.  In my travels, I have been homeless on the streets of Boston, worked as a street musician in Europe, studied kung fu at the Shaolin Temple in China and even worked in a ‘cubicle.’ What  I eventually realized is that people are a lot more alike than we are different. As I saw more of the world and the people in it, the divisions we create between religion, country, gender, income, color etc. became more and more petty. And I was left wondering: WHY do we focus so much on the ways we are different?

Loving butts on the other hand DOES NOT discriminate. They are the natural wonder that we all share that we can’t help but love.  A nice butt is a nice butt. It doesn’t matter what color it is or country it’s from. We just want to take care of it and at one point or another dive in face first and melt into its comforting embrace. It is the catalyst to loving relationships, happiness and life and the bridge between worlds. All from the simple, natural power of the Booty.

Now, after 3 years of running our business and following the way of the butt, our noble Butt Lovers Club has grown to over 30,000 members from 128 different countries. We have sent out more than 20,000 pillows across the world and we have earned hundreds of near perfect 5 star reviews across the web. We’ve partnered and have been featured in The Chive, People Magazine, LADBible, Women’s Health, Tosh.0, The Joel McHale Show, Men’s Humor and more. Even DOGS love our pillows. 

We now know for certain that it is GOOD to appreciate butts. It’s GOOD to keep things simple. And it’s GOOD to sleep on a butt.